This morning:
Me: Grab those pillows to put up here.
--DH sighs and frowns--
Me: Jacob, please just grab them and let's make the bed.
DH: I don't like them perfect
Me: Jacob, please just put them on there. We're running late.
DH: I don't like them like that.
Me: Jacob, just give me the pillows.
-- DH places pillows on his side up the bed, standing on end, W-R-O-N-G--
DH: I'm expressing my inner artist.
Now, if you know my dear hubbie, you know that he is not the "artist". He just loves to put them how I DON'T want them. A laugh for my Tuesday AM, anyway. Cheers!